i hate my Car

I have a 96 jeep grand cherokee that is the biggest piece of crap ive ever owned (and i had a 91 maxima).
It randomly stalls while im driving. no warning, it just shuts off. no mechanic can ever figure it out and i just pay and pay for random parts that never fix anything. i hate driving and am always afraid i will stall and someone will slam into me while im trying to restart my piece of shit. it also has no hazards or directionals. i replaced the switch to fix them, and they stopped working again the next day.  i saw a nice car id like to buy, but alas, my jeep has left me broke.  my jeep is so shitty, i leave it unlocked in the ghetto and no one will even steal it.

I hate my 2006 Jetta TDI. The brake lights come on in the middle of the night, any random light on the dash comes on every 2 months, the dealership knows me by name because i am in there ten times a year, $85 oil changes, NOT 45 MPG MORE LIKE 32, the back window will not go down, i need to replace battery every 10 months, the headliner is falling down and the car is only 4 years old!

I HATE my 2004 Volkswagen Jetta. I have owned it for 2 years, and have put well over $4,000 in new parts into it.  I had not even owned the car for 24 hours when the power steering died, and the computer that controlled the console lights died. Next was the water pump and timing belt. And after that the catalytic converter and 2 oxygen sensor needed replaces. Last month the fuse panel on top of the battery overheated and caught on fire, so that as well at the alternator harness needed replaced. And the icing on the cake happened last night, when a porcupine ran out in front of my car.  Now I need to have the radiator and air conditioning system replaced... I HATE MY CAR!!!

My car is what you would call the "Pussy-repellent" magnet.  The car is shaped like a metal salami.  The Belt sqeeles, the ac is shit,  the whole car shakes when going 60 plus, The idle pulley melted off.  the car also has a very unique jet engine type sound, even though a Geo metro would rape this car in a drag...

The best part is that the car can actually run out of gas while there are at least 3-4 gallons in the tank.  the fuel Gauge is not reliable, false readings.  The speedometer is crap.  I have no idea how fast I am ever going, always going with the flow of traffic.    Somtimes the catylitic converter backs up and it starts to smell like some hobo took a shit in the car.

I refuse to take any girls out with this car as you might as well just snap my dick right off as i would probably not need it that night anyhow becuase of this hideious piece of automobile history.

lovely 1995 mercury sable

FUCK MY 98 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE! FIRST MY REAR AXLE FUCKING FALLS OFF AND THERE GOES A FEW GRAND TO FIX THAT! AND LOOKIE HERE AFTER I FIX IT THERE IS A FUCKING ANNOYING NOISE!! AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY MAKE A 2 WHEEL DRIVE JEEP?! WTF! MY AC IS BROKE MY STARTER IS FUCKED UP I HAVE AN OIL LEAK GOD DAMN IT! MY TRANS IS GOING TO HELL I HAVE NO EMERGENCY BREAK AND MY ABS HAS FUCKED UP! FUCK JEEPS!

My 1985 Bmw with 246,235 miles has just not been very strong to me. Last night on my way to planet fitness, i put the key in the door ( you have to turn it hard), the key broke off! NO ONE HAS A 1985 KEY IMAGE ANYMORE><@(%RIJOAFMS :(

i bought a 92 el dorado today a drove it home about 60 miles. I took it out on the town to celebrate(so i thought).
After dropping off my friends i was on the way home when coolant started leaking into my car!!!! The worst part was it was overheating the engine and the fluid dripping on my feet was scalding hot and i had to idle 5 miles home while wearing sandals

I hate my car because everytime it goes to the garage it comes out needing new alloy wheels , it has now cost me £500 just in wheels. Somtimes i think umpalumpas are coming in the night with a massive sledge hammer and taking it to my wheels or the piece of french crap is just melting in the sun , if this carrys on you may see my car falling off a cliff in a burning fireball on youtube.

1996 JEEP CRAP CHEROKEE I BOUGHT THIS FUCK VEHICLE FOR 2500 THINKING WHAT A GOOD DEAL YEH I KNOW MY DUMB ASS FAULT THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPNED IS THE REAR AND FORNT AXLE SEALS WENT OUT SO I FIXED THAT THINKING OKAY NO BIG DEAL NEXT THING I FIND A PUDDLE OF OIL UNDER MY JEEP SO I FILLED IT UP AND WENT ON A SUICIDE MISSION TO FIRESTONE THEY FIXED IT FOR A HEFTY PRICE. FUCK YOU FIRESTONE. I DROVE IT BACK THINKING OKAY ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE OF COURSE I WAS FUCKING WRONG  NEXT 500 THE TRANNY GOES OUT OMG. ON THE HIGHWAY I HAD TO CALL A TOW TRUCK AGIAN I HAD TO GET TOWED FOR A HEFTY PRICE. WENT GOT THE TRANNY DONE. NOW I SEE ITS LEAKING COOLANT FML. FUCK YOU JEEP AND  FUCK YOU CRYSLER

i hate my god damn fucking piece of shit tin. this fucking vauxhall calibra 2.0l 16valve has given me fucking hell since the god dam day i wasted my fucking time buying it from sum idiot called mohammed ali...dum prick decided not to mention what a piece of shit it is. first...the petrol flap was broken-minor- replaced that, all good. next, the fucking sump developed a leak n fucked my oil pressure...almost fucked the whole engine, but luckily managed to get a new sump, oil filter, refilled oil and gave her the mtx engine treatment...all running nice, then all of a sudden, sum kind of starting issues...spark plugs filled with oil and ignition leads were fucked. changed all that shit, got the whore running again, then this dump of a bitch decided to break down on me...this time, the mother fucking gearbox. over £200 spent getting a good one in good condition, fitted it, but now the son a bitch speedo dont wna work. tried everyting, eventually got it working...thats not the end. brake pads wore thin, so changed them, but whist changing one, noticed that the boot on the drive shaft was split. changed it happily, not expensive, but then the fucking speedo went on me again. no explination, wasnt driving when it happened, in fact the car was on axel stands n it decided to stop working. so without a speedo, driving along my road, and all of a sudden, a loud noise from the exhaust...started blowing. by this time, i feel like crashing the son a fucking whore into a wall. but no, sorted out the blowing exhaust, and eventually thought all was going well...without the speedo. so one fine sunday afternoon...TODAY, i was taking my girlfriend home, and what a suprise...the piece of shit timing belt decided to snap. so i snapped and kicked the car, not thinking i would break something else, dum bitch car decided to let the side repeater break off from the kick. so hoping that it has not bent any valves, im going to change the timing belt tomorrow, and hope for the best. this piece of shit has been advertised for almost 3weeks now and only had 2people come look at it. both of whome were interested, but dint end up buying it. OH AND BESIDES ALL OF THIS GOING WRONG, A FUCKING PIKEY STOLE ONE OF MY WHEELS WHILE IT WAS OFF AND I WAS CHANGING THE BRAKE PADS...HAD TO SOURCE A NEW ALLOY AND WHEEL.

I HATE VAUXHALL AND EVEN MORE SO THEIR STUPID FUCK UP CALLED CALIBRA