i hate my Car

My car is what you would call the "Pussy-repellent" magnet.  The car is shaped like a metal salami.  The Belt sqeeles, the ac is shit,  the whole car shakes when going 60 plus, The idle pulley melted off.  the car also has a very unique jet engine type sound, even though a Geo metro would rape this car in a drag...

The best part is that the car can actually run out of gas while there are at least 3-4 gallons in the tank.  the fuel Gauge is not reliable, false readings.  The speedometer is crap.  I have no idea how fast I am ever going, always going with the flow of traffic.    Somtimes the catylitic converter backs up and it starts to smell like some hobo took a shit in the car.

I refuse to take any girls out with this car as you might as well just snap my dick right off as i would probably not need it that night anyhow becuase of this hideious piece of automobile history.

lovely 1995 mercury sable

FUCK MY 98 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE! FIRST MY REAR AXLE FUCKING FALLS OFF AND THERE GOES A FEW GRAND TO FIX THAT! AND LOOKIE HERE AFTER I FIX IT THERE IS A FUCKING ANNOYING NOISE!! AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY MAKE A 2 WHEEL DRIVE JEEP?! WTF! MY AC IS BROKE MY STARTER IS FUCKED UP I HAVE AN OIL LEAK GOD DAMN IT! MY TRANS IS GOING TO HELL I HAVE NO EMERGENCY BREAK AND MY ABS HAS FUCKED UP! FUCK JEEPS!

My 1985 Bmw with 246,235 miles has just not been very strong to me. Last night on my way to planet fitness, i put the key in the door ( you have to turn it hard), the key broke off! NO ONE HAS A 1985 KEY IMAGE ANYMORE><@(%RIJOAFMS :(

i hate my god damn fucking piece of shit tin. this fucking vauxhall calibra 2.0l 16valve has given me fucking hell since the god dam day i wasted my fucking time buying it from sum idiot called mohammed ali...dum prick decided not to mention what a piece of shit it is. first...the petrol flap was broken-minor- replaced that, all good. next, the fucking sump developed a leak n fucked my oil pressure...almost fucked the whole engine, but luckily managed to get a new sump, oil filter, refilled oil and gave her the mtx engine treatment...all running nice, then all of a sudden, sum kind of starting issues...spark plugs filled with oil and ignition leads were fucked. changed all that shit, got the whore running again, then this dump of a bitch decided to break down on me...this time, the mother fucking gearbox. over £200 spent getting a good one in good condition, fitted it, but now the son a bitch speedo dont wna work. tried everyting, eventually got it working...thats not the end. brake pads wore thin, so changed them, but whist changing one, noticed that the boot on the drive shaft was split. changed it happily, not expensive, but then the fucking speedo went on me again. no explination, wasnt driving when it happened, in fact the car was on axel stands n it decided to stop working. so without a speedo, driving along my road, and all of a sudden, a loud noise from the exhaust...started blowing. by this time, i feel like crashing the son a fucking whore into a wall. but no, sorted out the blowing exhaust, and eventually thought all was going well...without the speedo. so one fine sunday afternoon...TODAY, i was taking my girlfriend home, and what a suprise...the piece of shit timing belt decided to snap. so i snapped and kicked the car, not thinking i would break something else, dum bitch car decided to let the side repeater break off from the kick. so hoping that it has not bent any valves, im going to change the timing belt tomorrow, and hope for the best. this piece of shit has been advertised for almost 3weeks now and only had 2people come look at it. both of whome were interested, but dint end up buying it. OH AND BESIDES ALL OF THIS GOING WRONG, A FUCKING PIKEY STOLE ONE OF MY WHEELS WHILE IT WAS OFF AND I WAS CHANGING THE BRAKE PADS...HAD TO SOURCE A NEW ALLOY AND WHEEL.

I HATE VAUXHALL AND EVEN MORE SO THEIR STUPID FUCK UP CALLED CALIBRA

lolol no wonder you guys hate your cars you buy complete pieces of shit that are obviously pieces of shit... a fucking dodge neon come on.

Hate - "an emotion of intense revulsion, distaste, enmity, or antipathy for a person or thing, generally attributed to a desire to avoid, restrict, remove, or destroy the hated object. Hate of someone or something is usually brought on by an extensive period of aggravation from the hating subject." (wikipedia)

I own my Car. It's not that I don't like my Car. It's just that

                                    I HATE MY Car.

I hate our Chevrolet High Top 88. We've been planning a trip around Europe and we've been pimping it for a couple of months. When we finally started our trip with Amsterdam as our first goal the fucker broke down in a random German village. So we've been stuck in this shitty village for a couple of days while the mechanics are looking for spare parts all our the world. Fuck fuck fuck!

dear GOD plz get rid of this cruse laid in my lap i own a 97 mercury sable this thing has cost me so much trouble its a damn hammy down the muffler had a hole which grew bigger so i had to buy a new muffler with pipping for 243 the wheel bearingwent bad so i had to replace that its was 190 and the damn thing tried to take me out becasue it was shacking and humming and it couldnt steer at one time becasue the steering colum went bad i put engine coolent in it and it just leaks out so the temp gauge is always on cold which i dont kno why the censor went bad so it always said door open and no seat belts the turn signal wouldnt work the tires went flat the air filter was done the plugs had to be replaced theres a older in the seats and a huge ass dent on the back passenger door and the biggest reason why i had the damn thing is becasuse its a mercury sable 97 at that im 20 man women dont chase guys in the anti pimp moble......

I used to love my 2001 Nissan Sentra. but that was before the ac stopped working, the radio got stolen, i got three seperate dents in my passenger door preventing me from opening the window, i had to replace the transmission, lost power on the battery, replaced TWO dipsticks broken into the engine, and had it fail inspection three years in a row. Oh, and I still owe about 3 grand for this lovely car.

Why is Afghanistan a fucking option?  They do not have cars there.  Well they could have mine I could give a fuck less.  1981 MBenz.  POS!  Has 87 hp when working (factory specs) and it wieghs 6k lbs.  No power.  Never wants to fucking start.  If it is cold you can forget about it.  New battery was 140 bucks!  I have called the tow service for a jump three times this winter for around 160 bucks.  I am buying something else, but I am poor so I will just end up with another piece of crap!  FUCK I hate this car!