i hate my Car

I hate my fucking 95 plymouth acclaim. I've replaced every fucking belt at least once, the rear shocks are absolutely shot, it stalls out every single fucking time I shift into reverse.  It's not even worth fixing--I'm about to drive it off a fucking cliff (if I could find an adequate cliff in Ohio).  Oh, and 10 minutes ago, the serpentine belt broke AGAIN--so I'm pretty much stranded at my friend's house.  Fucking fantastic.  

I hate my car because NOW during a time when I am unemployed thanks to our garbage economy here in the USA, MY car decided that it needed 4 NEW tires! oh yes folks, I got one flat, brought the flat in to be fixed and was told that ALL FOUR of my tires are completely worn down and need to be replaced immediately or, and I quote the mechanic when I say this, "I might die in a car accident" wow...how nice of a sentiment! Do I have money for tires? NO. I barely have money for gas! Do I need to be told by some man I've never met before that I might die in a car accident soon? NO.

I REALLY HATE MY CAR!

I hate my car because every time I start out the doors won't open. My wife can't get out of the car.Somebody has to open it for her.Yes we hate are car a lot!Yesterday we went out to eat.When we got there I got out.My wife couldn't.I said ''Lady's first.'' and she wasn't there as soon as I started looking she was still in the car.I had to get her out.The frist thing she said was ''I hate our car.'' I told her I do to.

My car is ruining my life. First the battery goes out, then the fuel pump decides its seen its day. These things got fixed and the car and i happily ran for 3 days. I go out to start it this morning and much to my dismay nothing happens. Call the mechanic. "hello, you charged me 400 dollars to change a fuel pump, please come take some more of my money because i'm cornered by lack of money into milking this peice of shit car for all its worth." It was like the car woke up today and decided it wanted to fuck me in the ass. It's a terrible world we live in. 1992 Toyota Corolla, you've done me wrong.

omg...I'm so fucking sick of driving my 1994 Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra. First of all I've been kicking myself for almost 2 years now for paying $500 for a model that was on the bottom of my car preference list, just to have a car. the first winter I had to replace the battery. first summer i had to replace the alternator. I hit a deer with it and now the passenger headlight is duck-taped in...my ashtray is hanging on the floor and can't be fixed. the interior is fugly as is the exterior with the dent on the side, ducktape and numerous rust spots. 0-60 in like 60 seconds. my driver's side window won't work anymore. my front speakers sound like shit. my driver's side power locks don't work and my dad forgets to fix them. the lock on the trunk won't open til you wiggle the key for about 5-10 min! and now i suppose it needs new back tires and an oil change. and my boss cut my hours in half because of the economy so i can't even afford to improve it. FUCK IT. i just hope it lasts another year.

I hate my 1994 Honda Accord. It has a big primer patch on the rear passenger side with a long piece of aluminum tape on it because the bondo is falling apart. The trunk doesn't fully close because the trunk frame is bent. The rear bumper is also cracked. When I'm able to get it to fully closed, it doesn't latch, so it's a lost cause. I have an alarm but it doesn't work. The AC is shit when it's over 90f outside. When it's cold, sometimes the windows won't go up or down. The front bumper is hanging off and the two turn signals on the passenger side are busted. The headlights aren't straight to the light projects un-evenly. My car is manual and it scratches from 2nd to 3rd. The front passenger side fender has a huuuge dent in it. It's missing the door molding on the rear passenger door. And my brakes squeak even though I had a brake job a couple months ago. Ohhh yeah, and sometimes when it's really hot outside, my car won't start. I'm trying to sell my car and nobody will buy it. FUCK MY LIFE.

I HATE my 1990 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham. It's got a gutless Olds 307, carbureted at a time when every other goddamn engine was using fuel injection. I bought it cheap to replace my 1991 Nissan Maxima, which leaked water into the cabin everytime I drove it in the rain, but which ran absolutely perfect after 227,000 miles. The Caddy is slow as hell, overheats, rides even rougher than the Maxima, burns coolant but doesn't seem to have a bad gasket, can't make it up hills, stalls, sputters,  and overheats on any extended grade. The transmission rattles, the carburetor seems to flood if you push the gas too hard while driving, but the worst thing is that it only does this at certain times...meaning it seemed perfect when I test drove it. I WANT MY NISSAN BACK!!!!!!!!

I HATE MY SATURN 2000 SL1 SO MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO SET IT ON FIRE AND NOT FILE AN INSURANCE CLAIM!!!!  THE REAR BREAK LIGHT WORK WHEN THEY WANT TOO, AND NOW THE HIGH BEAMS COME ON WHEN NO-ONE IS IN THE DAMN CAR...IT'S KILLED MY BATTERY SO MUCH THAT I HAT TO BY A NEW ONE. I HAVE REPLACED THE DRL LIGHT RELAY ( LIKE SUGGESTED ONLY TO STILL HAVE THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEM)  SO IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO BUY A SATURN "CHEAP"  JUST GIVE ME A CALL!!!!!

Bought used in 2000, fully paid off and now I absolutely HATE....HAAAATTTTEE my 1998 Toyota Camry.  It is a dent/accident magnet.  No matter where I park, some asshole always slams open their door into my car. I have spent (Kelley Blue Book Value = $2100, )  well over $7000 KBB for all struts, drive belt, timing belt, water pump, EGR, flexpipe with cat. conv., oxygen sensor, dent repair, dedcutibles, both side view mirrors front right headlight (double the prices for the engine replacements for the fact it's a California emissions car...FUUUUCKK).   More problems to repair, IAC, leaking oil from who knows where, brake pads, even after a year, rotors, tires, more dent/deep scratch repairs, throttle body cleaning, coolant exchange. FUCK THIS CAR! I hate it! Send this thing to the damn junk yard!

I hate my 2001 Mazda protege. The check engine light has been coming on all summer! Every time I bring it in there is a new problem. I have spent over 2 grand in the last 3 months fixing various parts. I finally got pissed and brought it to the dealer today with nothing but bad news. I paid $150 for them to tell me that I need and extensive repair that will cost me 3-4 grand. I have basically paid for the car twice and am pissed because I am in school and have no money for a new car. FRICKIN' FRICK!! I needed to vent this anger but I think I might total my car and see what I can get for it.